Saturday, May 29, 2010

SEX ON A STICK

THESE ARE THE ONES THAT CAUSE INFEDILITY - AND ALL THINGS BAD !

31.) JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: THE SAD LITTLE DUDE CRYING RIVERS ? THE SADDER GEEKY BOY BIDDING BYE BYE’S TO ALL HIS EX GIRL FRIENDS ?? WHO THOUGHT HE WILL TURN OUT TO BE THIS SEXY ?? HELL YEAH YOU’RE BRINGING SEXY BACK! BET BRITNEY WOULD GO AHEAD AND KILL HERSELF THE DAY SHE DUMPED YOU IF SHE COULD!!

32.) RICKY MARTIN : ONE QUESTION TO THE GODS – WHAT THE FUCK , HOW CAN THIS MAN BE GAY? I MEAN WE GREW UP TO YOUR HIP GYRATIONS (OR MAYBE JUST IMAGINING EXAGGERATED MOVEMNETS OF THAT FINE TUSHY ) THIS IS PURELY UNFAIR !!

33.) COLIN FARELL : DUDE – YOU ARE SO SEXY IM SURE THAT INANIMATE OBJEST LIKE THAT PHONEBOOTH WHERE YOU MUST HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME SHOOTING FELT THE SEX OFF YOUR BODY – PEOPLE GENERATE HEAT WAVES ? YOU’RE BEYOND THAT , YOU GENERATE SEX WAVES ////!!

34.) JOHN TRAVOLTA : I THINK I WAS HOT FOR YOUR FROM EVEN IN HAIRSPRAY (WEAR HE PLAYS A SIZE 56 WOMAN !!) JUST KNOWIGN THAT DIMPLED CHIN OF YOURS WAS DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE !! GREASE IS THE WORLD !!

35.) WILL SMITH : HIT ME WITH WHATEVER YOU HAVE GOOD LOOKING MAN !! COZ YOU GOT THE WOMEN ALL DYING CRYING OUT YOUR NAME !

36.) ARJUN RAMPAL : NEED I EVEN TRY EXPLAIN ?

37.) PAUL WALKER : I DID’NT BELIEVE IN ACTION MOVIES – THEN I SAW HIS FACE – NOW IM A BELIEVER !!

38.) STEVEN STRAIT ; WATCH THE COVENANT !!! AND THEN YOU’LL UNDERSTAND WAT IM TALKIN BOUT !

39.) ADAM LAMBERT : HE MADE ME UNDERSTAND WHY THOSE WOMEN KEEP ASKING “WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE ?” – THAT’S RIGHT – THEY ARE GAY NOW !! IM SURE , IF NOT STRAIGHT WE WOMEN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO ATLEAST TURN YOU INTO A BISEXUAL LAMBERT – OTHERWISE THE WORLD IS JUST NOT FAIR !

40.) TARKAN : REMEMBER HIS SONG ? SIMARIK ?? YEAH THAT’S WHY THE WOMEN WERE CHASING HIM DOWN !! I SAY MOW HIM TO THE GROUND – AND LIE ON TOP OF HIM AND NEVER LET HIM GET UP .

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