Monday, February 8, 2010

BOOBIES CAUGHT IN A BLACK BRA AND GREEN SKINNY :)

I LITTLE REALISED WAHAB COULD MAKE ME FEEL SO --EH . A SIMPLE GREEN TOP BOUGHT FROM ONE OF THE SHADY SHOPS OF M BLOCK MADE ME AWARE OF MY BOSOM :)

YES - FOR THOSE WHO READ - IT IS INDEED ANOTHER CHEAP VERY DEVIKA-ISH POST. LETS TALK ABOUT BOOBIES AND BOOBY TRAPS .

IT ALL STARTED WHEN I SET OUT TO SEE MY FRIEND SAUMYA - FOR LACK OF CLEAN BRAS - OUT CAME MY BLACK BRA AND MY RELATIVELY VERY ORDINARY GREEN TOP . REMARKABLY - THE VERY MOMENT I HAD IT ON , MY ROOMIES VERY CONVENIENTLY TOLD ME HOW INAPPROPRIATE IT LOOKED . WE DIVED HEADFIRST INTO THIS BIG ARGUMENT ABOUT BLACK BRAS BEING SEXY WHICH ASTONISHINGLY MY ROOMIES DENIED .(I CONTINUE TO HOLD THE BELIEF LIKE MANY OTHER SANE WOMEN WITH NO ISSUES WITH THEIR SEXUALITY THAT A BLACK BRA MAKES YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF -)

ANYWAY - HOLDING TIGHTLY TO MY LITTLE WALLET - I SET OUT TO BOARD A BUS , WHERE I MET WITH A COMMON DELHI PHENOMENA (LOUD HOOLIGANISH BOYS ON MOTORBIKES WHO GIVE U A SCARE FROM THEIR ROUGISH BIKE HORNS.)- THE BUS RIDE WAS UNEVENTFUL - A LITTLE BIT OF STARING (WE ARE USED TO THAT NOW !!)AND A LITTLE PUSHING . ULTIMATELY , SAVING 45 RUPEES AND QUITE LITERALLY MY DIGNITY - I WALKED BARING MYSELF TO THE MERCY OF DELHI SIGNALS - I LOOKED FOR MY FRIEND.

BITCH THAT SHE IS - THE FIRST THING SHE COMMENTED ON WAS MY CLEAVAGE . THEN CONTINUED A SERIES OF VERY RIDICULOUS COMMENTS FROM SAUMYA WHICH MADE ME RUN FROM HER EVERY FEW SECONDS (LOUD VULGAR COMMENTS ON HER PART ON THE ROVING EYES OF SEEMINGLY INNOCUOUS GENTLEMEN)THE ENTIRE AFTERNOON WAS PASSED SUCH. THE ICING ON THE CAKE WAS RUNNING INTO MY MOTHER WHO PROPERLY TOLD ME OFF ABOUT THE INAPPROPRIATENESS OF THE SHIRT .

COMING BACK TO THE PG - OUR LOCAL PERVS SHILPI AND DRISHNI CONFIRMED MY SUSPICIONS ABOUT THE BLOUSE INDEED BEING TOO REVEALING - THERE JESTS AT MY CHEST WERE AMUSING ALBEIT A LITTLE IRRITATING .

THE QUESTION TO BE ASKED AFTER THIS LONG BORING RANT IS -- HOW REVEALING IS TOO REVEALING ? SHOULD WE NEXT STAPLE OUR SHIRT COLLARS TO OUR SKIN ? AND DOES MEN STARING AT OUR CHEST REALLY BOTHER US ? HELL - IF I CANNOT WEAR A FULL SLEEVED DECENT SHIRT I MIGHT AS WELL DEPORT MYSELF TO SAUDI ARABIA . MY BREASTS ARE MY PROPERTY - AND NO , THE IDEAL ARGUMENT THAT IF I SHOW THEM I HAVE NO RIGHT TO OBJECT WHEN PEOPLE SEE THEM DOES NOT APPLY HERE. A WOMAN - DRESSES FOR HERSELF NOT FOR OTHERS. LIKE THE KNC STREET PLAY GIRLS SAY - THAT WHEN A MAN ZIPS OUT HIS PENIS TO PEE ON THE STREET I DO NOT SHAME HIM OF HIS DIGNITY - NO MAN/WOMAN HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WHORE FOR ENJOYING THE WAY I LOOK , THE WAY MY BODY FEELS . MY BREASTS ARE NOT THE NEXT POPULAR TELEVISON COMMERCIAL TO HIT THE SCREENS , THAT TOO WITHOUT ENTERTAINMENT TAX . MY GIRL FRIENDS NEED NOT TELL ME THAT IM A SLUT FOR WEARING A PARTICULAR ITEM OF CLOTHING , MY MOTHER SHOULD NOT LECTURE ME ON THE NORMS OF THE SOCIETY WE LIVE IN , I SHOULD NOT FEAR RAPE AND PERSECUTION ONLY BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO BE A WOMAN WHO LIKES TO DRESS WELL.

SO YES - I THINK BLACK BRAS ARE SEXY - YOUR BOOBS LOOK SO MUCH BETTER IN A BLACK BRA. YES I AM NOT FLAT AND I LIKE TO DRESS WELL. NO , REVEALING CLOTHES AND LOOKING GOOD ARE NOT LIMITED TO SUPERMODELS AND PROSTITUTES . NO , I AM NOT "EASY" IF I HAPPEN TO HAVE VISIBLE CLEAVAGE. AND NO - IM NOT MEANT FOR PUBLIC DISPLAY . TO EVERY MAN - HAVE RESPECT FOR ME AND TO EVERY WOMAN , HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN YOUR BODY AND LASTLY TO ALL THOSE QUESTIONING EYES - I AM NOT SCARED ANYMORE .